Wednesday
Monday
INDO EARTHQUAKE PROVIDES NEW BOOK TOUR OPPORTUNITY FOR CLINTON
FORMER PREZ MULLS SECOND EARTHQUAKE RELIEF TOUR 'IN COINCIDENTAL CONJUNCTION WITH PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED BOOK SIGNING EVENTS'
Sunday
TED KENNEDY'S FEEDING TUNNEL TO BE REMOVED
MASS. SENATOR IN 'PERSISTENT BLOVIATIVE STATE'; CAMELOT ATTORNEY SAYS DEATH BY STARVATION WILL RESULT AFTER HUMONGOUS BODY DEVOURS ITSELF
Monday
SADDAM A 'WALL FLOWER' AT ANNIVERSARY BASH
JAILHOUSE CELEBRATION OF SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF IRAQ WAR ENJOYED BY MOST IN ATTENDANCE
Sunday
RHENQUIST BACK TO BENCH, PRETTY MUCH
CHIEF JUSTICE WILLIAM REHNQUIST TO 'HEAR' ORAL ARGUMENTS VIA SUPREMECOURT.GOV CHAT ROOM, WILL POST OPINIONS IN PERSONAL BLOG
Thursday
BALLPLAYERS GRILLED ON STEROID, FLAX SEED OIL USE
USERS FIRE BACK, GRILL SENATORS ON CONGRESSIONAL USE OF WEIGHT-GAIN SUPPLEMENTS
Wednesday
ROBERT BLAKE ACQUITTED OF THE MURDER HE COMMITTED
BLAKE'S ALIBI OF 'I COULDN'T HAVE KILLED HER, I WAS IN THE CAR LOOKING FOR MY GUN' WAS AIRTIGHT SAYS JURY
BRIAN NICHOLS APPEARS BEFORE LIVE JUDGE
PRISON GUARD STAFF 'BEEFED UP' WITH CONSCIOUS SECURITY CAMERA MONITORS, STRONGER FEMALE ESCORT
Tuesday
Monday
PRESIDENT BUSH LECTURES FATHER ABOUT CHOICE OF FRIENDS
SAYS 'NO FRIENDS ARE BETTER THAN THE WRONG FRIENDS'; CONCERN OVER BILL
CLINTON'S PRESENCE AT ANNUAL BUSH FAMILY GATHERING
EXPERTS WARN DEMOCRATS AGAINST 'TACKING TO THE LEFT' IN FUTURE ELECTIONS
CITE RISK OF 'BLOODYING THEIR NOSES AGAINST THE LEFTERN-MOST WALL OF
REALITY'
Thursday
'MEDIA BIAS METER' NEEDLE SWINGS WILDLY TO THE RIGHT
DAN RATHER DEPARTURE THREATENS TO MOVE MEDIA BALANCE CLOSER TO
'MODERATE LEFT'
Wednesday
GEORGE W. BUSH 'JEALOUS' OF FATHER'S BLOSSOMING FRIENDSHIP WITH CLINTON
ELDER BUSH: 'DESPITE HIS MANY FLAWS, SLICK WILLY IS LIKE A SON TO ME'
Monday
FORMER DEAN SUPPORTER TO JOIN SOCIAL SECURITY DEBATE
AL GORE TO REINTRODUCE 'LOCKBOX'; SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PREPS CAST FOR SKITS
MARTHA STEWART: 'I'LL SURVIVE'
HOMEMAKING GURU TO 'PAY DEBT TO SOCIETY' UNDER HOUSE ARREST AT SPRAWLING MANSION ESTATE