Wednesday

BUSH TO PUSH FOR 20% CUT IN ENERGY USE OVER 10 YEARS

ASKS SEN. KERRY TO RAISE THERMOSTAT AT VACANT MANSIONS 'TO AT LEAST 68 DEGREES'

Tuesday

BUSH PROPOSES 20% DECREASE IN ENERGY USAGE OVER 10 YEARS

ASKS SEN. KERRY TO RAISE THERMOSTAT AT VACANT MANSIONS 'TO AT LEAST 68 DEGREES'

Wednesday

ROSIE O'DONNELL, BARBARA WALTERS JOIN FORCES

VIEW CO-HOSTS PLEDGE SOLIDARITY, MOVE TROOPS TO WITHIN 3 BLOCKS TO TRUMP TOWER

Monday

DEMOCRATS PROPOSE 'PRO-ANTI-AMERICAN' AGENDA

PELOSI: 'WE KNOW WHAT THE AMERICAN MAINSTREAM WANTS'; SUGGESTS REPLACING STANDARD PRIVATE SCHOOL UNIFORMS WITH HOODED BLACK RUBBER DOMINATRIX SUITS.

SADDAM EXECUTION RUINED

HUSSEIN HANGING INTERRUPTED BY 'EXCHANGE OF MEAN WORDS'; WORLD OUTRAGED AT EXECUTION OF SENTENCE