Friday

GORE MULLS GREEN PARTY CANDIDACY

FORMER VEEP: FOCUS NEEDS TO BE ON ENVIRONMENT, NOT 'FRIVOLOUS LUXURIES LIKE PERSONAL INCOME AND NATIONAL DEFENSE'

Wednesday

GEORGE McGOVERN EYES '08 PRESIDENTIAL BID

FORMER ANTI-WAR NOMINEE CONSIDERS FILLING 'THE VACUUM THAT EXISTS ON THE CONSERVATIVE SIDE OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY'

ENDORSEMENTS ROLL IN FROM DEMOCRAT CONSTITUENCY GROUPS

SEN. CLINTON SECURES SUPPORT OF NOW, NAMBLA, LARRY FLYNT, AND AL AQSA MARTYRS BRIGADE

Monday

CLINTON, OBAMA BACK PREEMPTIVE WITHDRAWAL FROM IRAN

SEN. CLINTON BLAMES CAPTURE OF BRITISH MARINERS ON 'THIS ADMINISTRATION'S REFUSAL TO TALK PEACE WITH THE AYATOLLAH'S HENCHMEN'

Friday

HOUSE VOTES TO PULL TROOPS FROM IRAQ

CELEBRATORY AK-47 GUNFIRE HEARD FROM DNC HQ IN DC

Thursday

AHMADINEJAD HEADS TO U.N.

IRANIAN PRESIDENT SET TO ACCEPT 'APPEASEMENT AND APOLOGY PACKAGE' FROM SECURITY COUNCIL; FORMER PRESIDENT CARTER OFFERS ASSISTANCE WITH IRAN'S NUKE PROGRAM

Wednesday

RAUL CASTRO STRENGTHENS LEADERSHIP ROLE IN CUBA

BROTHER OF FIDEL DEMONSTRATES COMMITMENT TO PROGRESS WITH INTRODUCTION OF LIGHTWEIGHT FLY SWATTERS AND FUTURE PLANS FOR BUCKET-FREE WATER DELIVERY TECHNOLOGY

Tuesday

HILLARY CLINTON HOPES FOR EDGE ON OBAMA BY 'GOING GREEN'

NY SENATOR: LESS FREQUENT SHAVING WILL 'CONSERVE WATER, SAVE TIME, AND IMPRESS THE EUROPEANS'

RAY NAGIN LASHES OUT AT CRITICS

NEW ORLEANS MAYOR BLAMES CRITICISM OF HIS 'EVIL WHITE DEVILS' COMMENT ON 'RACIALLY MOTIVATED MISINTERPRETATION'

Monday

SEN. CLINTON ANSWERS CRITICS ON WAR VOTE

SAYS VOTE REPRESENTED 'CALCULATED SUPPORT FOR THE TROOPS' EVENTUAL REDEPLOYMENT TO EFFECT A SUCCESSFUL EXIT STRATEGY ON THE ROAD TO A U.N.-APPROVED VICTORY OF SORTS'

Sunday

PALESTINIAN TERRORIST GROUPS FATAH AND HAMAS FORM UNITY GOVERNMENT

ISRAELI PM OLMERT: 'ELEMENTS OF THIS NEW GOVERNMENT, INCLUDING THEIR PLEDGE TO ANNIHILATE OUR COUNTRY, CONCERN US'

Friday

BILL CLINTON ATTEMPTS TO SALVAGE IMAGE FOR HILLARY RODHAM'S CAMPAIGN'S SAKE

FORMER PRESIDENT RUSHES TO WORLD TRADE CENTER TO ACKNOWLEDGE TERROR TRUCK BOMBING IN BASEMENT

MITT ROMNEY PRO-CHOICE AGAIN

GOP FROWNS ON CANDIDATE'S ABORTION STANCE FLIP-FLOPS, BECOMING DEMOCRAT FOR TWO DAYS LAST WEEK

Thursday

HORRIFIC VIOLENCE SLOWS IN BAGHDAD

DEMOCRATS: IMPROVING CONDITIONS ARE RESULT OF CONGRESSIONAL OPPOSITION TO TROOP SURGE

Wednesday

SHARPTON RIPS SEN. OBAMA, MAY SIDE WITH CLINTON

FORMER TAWANA BRAWLEY SPOKESMAN: 'MY SUPPORT MAY GO TO THE POLITICAL PARTNER OF OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT'

Tuesday

SHARPTON RIPS SEN. OBAMA, MAY SIDE WITH CLINTON

FORMER TAWANA BRAWLEY SPOKESMAN: 'MY SUPPORT MAY GO TO THE POLITICAL ASSOCIATE OF OUR FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT'

Monday

HILLARY CLINTON SET TO PEN 'LIVING HISTORY' SEQUEL

NEW BOOK TO INCLUDE HILLARY'S PREVIOUSLY UNMENTIONED INVOLVEMENT IN SUCCESSES OF HUSBAND'S PRESIDENCY

Sunday

FOX NEWS CHIEF: DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS OWNED BY MOVEON.ORG

DEMOCRATIC PARTY PROPRIETOR MICHAEL MOORE DENIES 'SELLING ANY PART' OF 51% OWNERSHIP

Saturday

BIN LADEN CELEBRATES 50TH BIRTHDAY

ENVOY OF SENATE DEMS RETURN FROM MIDEAST, 'COVERED IN CONFETTI AND WREAKING OF FALAFEL BIRTHDAY CAKE'

Friday

INSURGENT LEADER CAPTURED IN BAGHDAD

AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL AND RAINBOW/PUSH COALITION DISPATCH JOINT ENVOY TO ENSURE 'FAIR, COMFORTABLE, AND LUXURIOUS ACCOMMODATIONS FOR THIS FREEDOM FIGHTER'

Thursday

TIGER WOODS' GOLF TOURNEY TO SALUTE MILITARY

DEMS URGE BAN OF EVENT, ADVISE GOLFERS 'HAVE A READY EXIT STRATEGY'

CBS STRUGGLES TO STOP KATIE COURIC'S AUDIENCE HEMORRHAGING

ANOTHER TWO VIEWERS THREATEN TO STOP WATCHING EVENING NEWS, EXACERBATE DOWNWARD RATINGS SPIRAL

Wednesday

CLINTON COURTS LATINO VOTE

NY SENATOR TO SPANISH HARLEM AUDIENCE: 'I LOVE SPAIN AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE FAN OF CUBAN CIGARS'

Tuesday

JOHN McCAIN ATTMPTS TO BOLSTER POLL NUMBERS

LAGGING PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL ATTACKS ANN COULTER AND DETRACTORS FOR HER ANTI-GAY SLUR AND THEIR CRITICAL REACTIONS

Monday

JOHN EDWARDS USES ANN COULTER COMMENT TO RAISE CASH

'COULTER CASH' FLOW NEARS $400 MARK; CANDIDATE MAY RAISE 'BARAK MONEY' AFTER COLD SHOULDER FROM OBAMA IN SENATE SMOKING CHAMBER

Sunday

HILLARY CLINTON MINGLES WITH BLACK PEOPLE, BARAK OBAMA AT BLACK EVENT

CLINTON MAKES FUNDRAISING APPEAL TO BLACK VOTERS AT CIVIL RIGHTS EVENT: 'I DON'T CARE HOW POOR OBAMA THINKS YOU ARE, YOU'VE GOT FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS'

Saturday

HILLARY CLINTON'S WELLESLEY THESIS REMAINS ELUSIVE

KREMLIN: 'HOLY GRAIL' OF SENATOR'S PAST WILL 'REMAIN UNDER WRAPS UNTIL HER CONQUEST OF YOUR COUNTRY'

JOHN EDWARDS STRUGGLES TO DEFINE SELF BETWEEN FIRST BLACK AND FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL POSSIBLES

HOPES TO POSITION HIMSELF AS 'FIRST AMBULANCE-CHASING PRESIDENT'

Friday

SEN. EDWARDS SURGES BACKWARDS IN POLLS

EDWARDS CAMPAIGN DROPS 4 POINTS IN ZOGBY POLL DESPITE LANDING SUPPORT OF MANAWAHASSA, NH TEEN FLUTE AND TAMBORINE BAND