Friday

OBAMA AUNT SPEAKS

ISSUES FAXED MEMO THROUGH OBAMA CAMPAIGN, SAYS LIVING IN SLUM 'IS MY PREFERENCE'; HAS NO DESIRE TO ACCEPT 'ALL OF THE ASSISTANCE THAT BARACK HAS OFFERED ME OVER THE YEARS'

McCAIN TO COMPETE WITH OBAMA HALF HOUR AD BUY

WILL PURCHASE TEN MINUTE CCTV AD IN DEL BOCA VISTA CONDO COMPLEX

Thursday

POLLS TIGHTEN

2 POINTS SEPARATES McCAIN-PALIN AND OBAMA-MEDIA TICKETS

Tuesday

MEDIA TURNS ON OBAMA

NBC QUESTIONS TIE COLOR DECISION; OBAMA CAMP CONSULTS WITH CLINTONS ON CREATION OF 'WAR ROOM' TO COMBAT NBC ATTACK

Monday

OBAMA CANCELS VISIT TO AILING GRANDMOTHER

WILL VISIT IRAN, CHECK IN ON AHMADINEJAD AFTER MILD FAINTING

LIBYA'S GADDAFI OPENS TALKS ANTICIPATING OBAMA WIN

SAYS ' CAN I HAVE MY WMD BACK, PLEASE?'

Friday

NEW YORK TIMES ENDORSEMENT RAISES HOPE

McCAIN LAUDS PAPER'S 'KISS OF DEATH' FOR OBAMA

POLLSTERS ADMIT PROBLEM POLLING LIKELY VOTERS

CARTOON CHARACTERS, FELONS, CADAVERS UNREPRESENTED IN SAMPLES

JOE THE PLUMBER: 'OBAMA SCARES ME TO DEATH, HE WILL DRIVE THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GRAVE'

PLUMBER JOE REMAINS 'UNDECIDED'; SAYS HE'LL DECIDE ON ELECTION DAY

Thursday

OBAMA CAMPAIGN TROTS OUT 'FRANKLIN THE BAKER'

FRANKLIN RAINES' 'COOKED BOOKS' SHOW ALTERNATE PATH TO SUCCESS

Wednesday

NORTH KOREA OFFERS TO PRINT BAILOUT MONEY FOR FED

BERNANKE APPLAUDS COST-CUTTING MEASURE

AYERS TO LEAD IRAN NEGOTIATIONS FOR OBAMA

BILL AYERS: 'I JUST WANT THE FIRST BOMB'

Tuesday

U.S. VOTERS WARNED BY DEM VP ON COMING CRISIS

BIDEN VOWS TO TEST AMERICA WITH ATTACK IF OBAMA IS ELECTED

Monday

LARRY KING DENIES BIAS IN LARRY KING LIVE

CITES 'PANEL OF FAIRLY UNBIASED MODERATES' INCLUDING OBAMA CAMPAIGN MANAGER DAVID PLOUFFE, MICHAEL MOORE, AND BARACK OBAMA

Sunday

COLIN POWELL ENDORSES OBAMA, SAYS RACE NOT A FACTOR

POWELL: 'I AM NOT SUPPORTING HIM JUST BECAUSE HE'S HALF WHITE'

Saturday

MORE CAMPAIGN MASCOTS FOLLOW JOE THE PLUMBER

OBAMA CAMAPAIGN ROLLS OUT FRANCOIS THE VEGAN AND MOE THE HEAD SHOP CUSTOMER

OBAMA SHAKES UP STAFF AFTER SLIPPAGE IN POLLS

MAY HIRE NEW 'PLUMBER' 'JOE' INVESTIGATION COORDINATOR, FIRE CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST MSNBC

Thursday

OPTIMISM EMERGES WITH MARKET UP 200 POINTS

DOW DOWN 450 FOLLOWING TYPESETTING OF EARLIER HEADLINE

Wednesday

McCAIN, OBAMA, PLUMBER JOE TANGLE IN LAST DEBATE

HALF OF 'THOUSAND OR SO' PLUMBER JOES REGISTERED BY ACORN CLAIM TO BE McCAIN FRIEND

Tuesday

OBAMA SAYS ACORN 'JUST AN ORGANIZATION THAT LIVES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD'

VOTER REGISTRATION FRAUD ALLEGED; ORG REGISTERED PHONIES SUCH AS MICKEY MOUSE, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, AND MICHAEL MOORE

U.S. BANKS SCOFF AT PROPOSED BANK BUYOUT DEAL

SAY THEY WILL BUY U.S. GOVERNMENT INSTEAD

Monday

GLOBAL MARKETS SOAR

OBAMA: DOW'S FAILURE TO BREAK 1000 'IS A TESTAMENT TO BUSH'S FAILED ECONOMIC POLICIES'

Saturday

McCAIN STRUGGLES TO DEMONSTRATE VITALITY, VIABILITY AT AGE 80-SOMETHING

JOGGING FOR CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL LANDS McCAIN IN D.C. ICU

Friday

TERROR LOOMS AS FEAR GRIPS PANIC-STRICKEN INVESTORS

BUSH CALLS FOR CALM, SUGGESTS STRESS RELIEF THROUGH HILARIOUS SATIRE NEWS HEADLINES

Wednesday

MICHELLE OBAMA ANSWERS LARRY KING QUESTION ON HUSBAND'S ALLEGED FRIENDSHIP WITH TERRORIST WILLIAM AYERS

SAYS 'BILL HASN'T BEEN OVER FOR DINNER IN WEEKS' AND RELATIONSHIP FELL APART WHEN 'HE TRIED TO ACT LIKE BARACK NEVER LENT HIM HIS DIXIE CHICKS CD'

Tuesday

PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDERS EXCHANGE BARBS

McCAIN LINKS SEN. OBAMA TO OBAMA WIKIPEDIA BIO; OBAMA LINKS SEN. McCAIN TO WILLIAM McKINLEY ASSASSIN

Monday

SEN. McCAIN TAKES GLOVES OFF, INCREASES POLITICAL ATTACKS

SAYS PALIN'S MENTION OF REV. WRIGHT 'IS BEYOND DEPLORABLE, JUST ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING'

OBAMA LAUNCHES OWN 24 CABLE NETWORK

SE. McCAIN TO FOLLOW SUIT, COMPETING NETWORK WILL DEBUT 'BY NOVEMBER THIRD'

Friday

FURIOUS McCAIN UNLEASHES ON OBAMA

OUTRAGED GOP CANDIDATE TAKES GLOVES OFF, CALLS SEN. OBAMA 'A REALLY, REALLY GREAT GUY THAT I HAVE TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR, BUT NOT NECESSARILY THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT'

SARAH PALIN DEBATE NETS RECORD VIEWERSHIP

POLL: MOST WILL RE-WATCH PALIN DEBATE ON YOUTUBE DURING NEXT McCAIN-BIDEN DEBATE

Thursday

KATIE COURIC INTERVIEW CONTINUES TO SHOWCASE PALIN STUPIDITY

NEW SEGMENT SHOWS DUMBSTRUCK PALIN UNABLE TO CITE OPINION ON SENATE'S 1931 CONTROVERSIAL NINTH PARAGRAPH IN MOTION TO ADJOURN NONGERMANE EX OFFICIO QUORUMS AND CLOTURE RESOLUTION

Wednesday

VP DEBATE MODERATOR PULLED FOR PRO-OBAMA BOOK

DEBATE WILL BE SELF-MODERATED BY SEN. BIDEN; McCAIN SUPPORTS 'BI-PARTISAN CONCESSIONS SUCH AS THIS'