Friday
ISSUES FAXED MEMO THROUGH OBAMA CAMPAIGN, SAYS LIVING IN SLUM 'IS MY PREFERENCE'; HAS NO DESIRE TO ACCEPT 'ALL OF THE ASSISTANCE THAT BARACK HAS OFFERED ME OVER THE YEARS'
McCAIN TO COMPETE WITH OBAMA HALF HOUR AD BUY
WILL PURCHASE TEN MINUTE CCTV AD IN DEL BOCA VISTA CONDO COMPLEX
Thursday
Tuesday
MEDIA TURNS ON OBAMA
NBC QUESTIONS TIE COLOR DECISION; OBAMA CAMP CONSULTS WITH CLINTONS ON CREATION OF 'WAR ROOM' TO COMBAT NBC ATTACK
Monday
OBAMA CANCELS VISIT TO AILING GRANDMOTHER
WILL VISIT IRAN, CHECK IN ON AHMADINEJAD AFTER MILD FAINTING
Friday
POLLSTERS ADMIT PROBLEM POLLING LIKELY VOTERS
CARTOON CHARACTERS, FELONS, CADAVERS UNREPRESENTED IN SAMPLES
JOE THE PLUMBER: 'OBAMA SCARES ME TO DEATH, HE WILL DRIVE THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GRAVE'
PLUMBER JOE REMAINS 'UNDECIDED'; SAYS HE'LL DECIDE ON ELECTION DAY
Thursday
OBAMA CAMPAIGN TROTS OUT 'FRANKLIN THE BAKER'
FRANKLIN RAINES' 'COOKED BOOKS' SHOW ALTERNATE PATH TO SUCCESS
Wednesday
Tuesday
U.S. VOTERS WARNED BY DEM VP ON COMING CRISIS
BIDEN VOWS TO TEST AMERICA WITH ATTACK IF OBAMA IS ELECTED
Monday
LARRY KING DENIES BIAS IN LARRY KING LIVE
CITES 'PANEL OF FAIRLY UNBIASED MODERATES' INCLUDING OBAMA CAMPAIGN MANAGER DAVID PLOUFFE, MICHAEL MOORE, AND BARACK OBAMA
Sunday
COLIN POWELL ENDORSES OBAMA, SAYS RACE NOT A FACTOR
POWELL: 'I AM NOT SUPPORTING HIM JUST BECAUSE HE'S HALF WHITE'
Saturday
MORE CAMPAIGN MASCOTS FOLLOW JOE THE PLUMBER
OBAMA CAMAPAIGN ROLLS OUT FRANCOIS THE VEGAN AND MOE THE HEAD SHOP CUSTOMER
OBAMA SHAKES UP STAFF AFTER SLIPPAGE IN POLLS
MAY HIRE NEW 'PLUMBER' 'JOE' INVESTIGATION COORDINATOR, FIRE CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST MSNBC
Thursday
Wednesday
McCAIN, OBAMA, PLUMBER JOE TANGLE IN LAST DEBATE
HALF OF 'THOUSAND OR SO' PLUMBER JOES REGISTERED BY ACORN CLAIM TO BE McCAIN FRIEND
Tuesday
OBAMA SAYS ACORN 'JUST AN ORGANIZATION THAT LIVES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD'
VOTER REGISTRATION FRAUD ALLEGED; ORG REGISTERED PHONIES SUCH AS MICKEY MOUSE, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, AND MICHAEL MOORE
Monday
GLOBAL MARKETS SOAR
OBAMA: DOW'S FAILURE TO BREAK 1000 'IS A TESTAMENT TO BUSH'S FAILED ECONOMIC POLICIES'
Saturday
McCAIN STRUGGLES TO DEMONSTRATE VITALITY, VIABILITY AT AGE 80-SOMETHING
JOGGING FOR CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL LANDS McCAIN IN D.C. ICU
Friday
TERROR LOOMS AS FEAR GRIPS PANIC-STRICKEN INVESTORS
BUSH CALLS FOR CALM, SUGGESTS STRESS RELIEF THROUGH HILARIOUS SATIRE NEWS HEADLINES
Wednesday
MICHELLE OBAMA ANSWERS LARRY KING QUESTION ON HUSBAND'S ALLEGED FRIENDSHIP WITH TERRORIST WILLIAM AYERS
SAYS 'BILL HASN'T BEEN OVER FOR DINNER IN WEEKS' AND RELATIONSHIP FELL APART WHEN 'HE TRIED TO ACT LIKE BARACK NEVER LENT HIM HIS DIXIE CHICKS CD'
Tuesday
PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDERS EXCHANGE BARBS
McCAIN LINKS SEN. OBAMA TO OBAMA WIKIPEDIA BIO; OBAMA LINKS SEN. McCAIN TO WILLIAM McKINLEY ASSASSIN
Monday
SEN. McCAIN TAKES GLOVES OFF, INCREASES POLITICAL ATTACKS
SAYS PALIN'S MENTION OF REV. WRIGHT 'IS BEYOND DEPLORABLE, JUST ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING'
OBAMA LAUNCHES OWN 24 CABLE NETWORK
SE. McCAIN TO FOLLOW SUIT, COMPETING NETWORK WILL DEBUT 'BY NOVEMBER THIRD'
Friday
FURIOUS McCAIN UNLEASHES ON OBAMA
OUTRAGED GOP CANDIDATE TAKES GLOVES OFF, CALLS SEN. OBAMA 'A REALLY, REALLY GREAT GUY THAT I HAVE TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR, BUT NOT NECESSARILY THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT'
SARAH PALIN DEBATE NETS RECORD VIEWERSHIP
POLL: MOST WILL RE-WATCH PALIN DEBATE ON YOUTUBE DURING NEXT McCAIN-BIDEN DEBATE
Thursday
KATIE COURIC INTERVIEW CONTINUES TO SHOWCASE PALIN STUPIDITY
NEW SEGMENT SHOWS DUMBSTRUCK PALIN UNABLE TO CITE OPINION ON SENATE'S 1931 CONTROVERSIAL NINTH PARAGRAPH IN MOTION TO ADJOURN NONGERMANE EX OFFICIO QUORUMS AND CLOTURE RESOLUTION