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2009-03-20T20:33:00.001-07:00

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OBAMA STRUGGLES TO MANAGE SPENDING BILLS

2009-03-11T14:49:00.001-07:00

ACCIDENTALLY SIGNS THIRD STIMULUS BILL BEFORE SIGNING SECOND

SPEECHWRITER PRANKS OBAMA

2009-03-06T13:08:00.001-08:00

PREZ GREETS WIFE WITH TELE-PROMPTED 'GOOD NIGHT' FIRST THING IN MORNING

GOP ANXIOUS TO PUT OBAMA PRESIDENCY TO PASTURE

2009-02-28T11:45:00.001-08:00

WILL BEGIN HOSTING DEBATES BETWEEN SARAH PALIN, BOBBY JINDAL 'IN WEEKS'

CONTROVERSIAL OBAMA SPEECH EXCERPT LEAKED

2009-02-24T17:21:00.001-08:00

KENYAN-BORN U.S. PRESIDENT EXPECTED TO SAY 'MY FELLOW AMERICANS,'

ECONOMY CONTINUES TO INFURIATE

2009-02-23T11:54:00.001-08:00

NERVOUS INVESTORS MOVING MONEY OUT OF GOLD, INTO PRECIOUS MACH III RAZORS

OBAMA SIGNS PORK BILL

2009-02-17T12:36:00.001-08:00

WALL STREET CELEBRATES BY SHEDDING MOST OF DOW'S VALUE

WHITE HOUSE UNDER PRESSURE TO BRING BACK HOPE MISSING SINCE BUSH LEFT

2009-02-12T07:41:00.001-08:00

STRESSED-OUT OBAMA DENIED REQUEST TO 'EXIT PRESIDENCY, RETURN TO CAMPAIGNING'

OBAMA HOLDS TOWNHALL MEETING

2009-02-09T10:04:00.001-08:00

FRAZZLED OBAMA MISTAKENLY COMPARES STIMULUS PACKAGE TO JONESTOWN KOOLAID

SENATE TO VOTE SOON ON OBAMA'S RECOVERY PACKAGE

2009-02-07T06:40:00.001-08:00

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR ADDITIONAL MAINTENANCE TO BILL, CITE NEED FOR MORE STIMULATING PORK

DASCHLE OUT

2009-02-03T12:12:00.001-08:00

TAX CHEAT WITHDRAWS HHS SECRETARY BID, ORDERS STOP PAYMENT ON IRS CHECK

HILARIOUS BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL REPORTEDLY FOLLOWED BY STEELERS WIN

2009-02-02T08:08:00.001-08:00

PITTSBURGH FANS OVERTURN POLICE CARS, BURN CITY DOWN IN CELEBRATION OF SUPERBOWL WIN

MORE CUTS AT STARBUCKS

2009-01-28T19:03:00.001-08:00

OVERPRICED COFFEE VENDOR TO CLOSE STORES 'IN MALLS WITH MORE THAN FIVE STARBUCKS'

OBAMA TO RESTORE 'THE ENTIRETY OF CIVIL LIBERTIES REMOVED BY BUSH'

2009-01-28T06:13:00.001-08:00

CIVIL PASSENGERS WELCOME LIBERTY TO ONCE AGAIN CARRY NAIL CLIPPERS ON PLANES

BLAGO CONTINUES MEDIA BLITZ

2009-01-27T05:56:00.001-08:00

DISGRACED GOV WILL NEXT APPEAR ON JERRY SPRINGER, THEN AMERICA'S MOST WANTED

RELEASED GITMO DETAINEE BECOMES AL QUEDA COMMANDER

2009-01-25T16:39:00.001-08:00

ABU SUFYAN AL-AZDI AL-SHAHRI CITES EVENTUAL ASPIRATIONS TO U.S. PRESIDENCY

OBAMA ORCHESTRATES PEACE PACT BETWEEN ISRAEL, ARABS

2009-01-21T16:20:00.000-08:00

SAYS HE EXPECTS IT TO LAST 'THREE AND A HALF YEARS OR SO'

OBAMA INAUGURATED

2009-01-20T09:40:00.001-08:00

HILLARY CLINTON MENTIONS ABSENCE OF 'CLOUDS PARTING' AND 'HEAVENS OPENING', SAYS
'I'M JUST SAYING'

OBAMA PLANS 'DOWN TO EARTH' INAUGURATION

2009-01-16T09:18:00.001-08:00

NIXES PLAN TO ENTER INAUGURAL STAGE BY 'DESCENDING FROM HEAVEN WITH A SHOUT'

PLANE LANDS IN HUDSON

2009-01-15T14:48:00.001-08:00

AL SHARPTON RUSHES TO CRASH SITE, JUMPS IN WATER FOR TV COVERAGE OPPORTUNITY

OBAMA: SOME CAMPAIGN PROMISES MAY HAVE TO WAIT

2009-01-12T13:16:00.001-08:00

CITES NEED TO DELAY 'HOPE', 'CHANGE', AND 'YES WE CAN'

OBAMA SETS LOW BAR FOR ECONOMIC RECOVERY

2009-01-08T08:28:00.001-08:00

SAYS ECONOMY MAY 'GET SO BAD, THE END OF THE WORLD MAY OCCUR WITHOUT NOTICE'

OBAMA TAPS LEON PANETTA TO HEAD CIA

2009-01-06T05:51:00.001-08:00

WILL ALSO REPLACE DEFENSE SECRETARY WITH EITHER RONALD McDONALD OR BIG BIRD

CNN STRETCHES FOR FAIRNESS IN REPORTING GAZA CRISIS

2009-01-04T15:12:00.001-08:00

NETWORK WILL 'AVOID OVER-EXPOSURE OF CIVILIAN VICTIMS', CANCELS FIVE MINUTE 3 A.M. SPECIAL SHOWCASING INJURED ISRAELI CHILDREN

ISRAEL LAUNCHES DEFENSIVE ATTACK ON HAMAS

2009-01-03T20:28:00.001-08:00

FRANCE CONDEMNS, QUESTIONS CONCEPT OF 'DEFENDING ONE'S HOMELAND'