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2009-03-20T20:33:00.001-07:00

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OBAMA STRUGGLES TO MANAGE SPENDING BILLS

2009-03-11T14:49:00.001-07:00

ACCIDENTALLY SIGNS THIRD STIMULUS BILL BEFORE SIGNING SECOND

SPEECHWRITER PRANKS OBAMA

2009-03-06T13:08:00.001-08:00

PREZ GREETS WIFE WITH TELE-PROMPTED 'GOOD NIGHT' FIRST THING IN MORNING

GOP ANXIOUS TO PUT OBAMA PRESIDENCY TO PASTURE

2009-02-28T11:45:00.001-08:00

WILL BEGIN HOSTING DEBATES BETWEEN SARAH PALIN, BOBBY JINDAL 'IN WEEKS'

CONTROVERSIAL OBAMA SPEECH EXCERPT LEAKED

2009-02-24T17:21:00.001-08:00

KENYAN-BORN U.S. PRESIDENT EXPECTED TO SAY 'MY FELLOW AMERICANS,'

ECONOMY CONTINUES TO INFURIATE

2009-02-23T11:54:00.001-08:00

NERVOUS INVESTORS MOVING MONEY OUT OF GOLD, INTO PRECIOUS MACH III RAZORS

OBAMA SIGNS PORK BILL

2009-02-17T12:36:00.001-08:00

WALL STREET CELEBRATES BY SHEDDING MOST OF DOW'S VALUE

WHITE HOUSE UNDER PRESSURE TO BRING BACK HOPE MISSING SINCE BUSH LEFT

2009-02-12T07:41:00.001-08:00

STRESSED-OUT OBAMA DENIED REQUEST TO 'EXIT PRESIDENCY, RETURN TO CAMPAIGNING'

OBAMA HOLDS TOWNHALL MEETING

2009-02-09T10:04:00.001-08:00

FRAZZLED OBAMA MISTAKENLY COMPARES STIMULUS PACKAGE TO JONESTOWN KOOLAID

SENATE TO VOTE SOON ON OBAMA'S RECOVERY PACKAGE

2009-02-07T06:40:00.001-08:00

DEMOCRATS CALL FOR ADDITIONAL MAINTENANCE TO BILL, CITE NEED FOR MORE STIMULATING PORK

DASCHLE OUT

2009-02-03T12:12:00.001-08:00

TAX CHEAT WITHDRAWS HHS SECRETARY BID, ORDERS STOP PAYMENT ON IRS CHECK

HILARIOUS BUD LIGHT COMMERCIAL REPORTEDLY FOLLOWED BY STEELERS WIN

2009-02-02T08:08:00.001-08:00

PITTSBURGH FANS OVERTURN POLICE CARS, BURN CITY DOWN IN CELEBRATION OF SUPERBOWL WIN

MORE CUTS AT STARBUCKS

2009-01-28T19:03:00.001-08:00

OVERPRICED COFFEE VENDOR TO CLOSE STORES 'IN MALLS WITH MORE THAN FIVE STARBUCKS'

OBAMA TO RESTORE 'THE ENTIRETY OF CIVIL LIBERTIES REMOVED BY BUSH'

2009-01-28T06:13:00.001-08:00

CIVIL PASSENGERS WELCOME LIBERTY TO ONCE AGAIN CARRY NAIL CLIPPERS ON PLANES

BLAGO CONTINUES MEDIA BLITZ

2009-01-27T05:56:00.001-08:00

DISGRACED GOV WILL NEXT APPEAR ON JERRY SPRINGER, THEN AMERICA'S MOST WANTED

RELEASED GITMO DETAINEE BECOMES AL QUEDA COMMANDER

2009-01-25T16:39:00.001-08:00

ABU SUFYAN AL-AZDI AL-SHAHRI CITES EVENTUAL ASPIRATIONS TO U.S. PRESIDENCY

OBAMA ORCHESTRATES PEACE PACT BETWEEN ISRAEL, ARABS

2009-01-21T16:20:00.000-08:00

SAYS HE EXPECTS IT TO LAST 'THREE AND A HALF YEARS OR SO'

OBAMA INAUGURATED

2009-01-20T09:40:00.001-08:00

HILLARY CLINTON MENTIONS ABSENCE OF 'CLOUDS PARTING' AND 'HEAVENS OPENING', SAYS
'I'M JUST SAYING'

OBAMA PLANS 'DOWN TO EARTH' INAUGURATION

2009-01-16T09:18:00.001-08:00

NIXES PLAN TO ENTER INAUGURAL STAGE BY 'DESCENDING FROM HEAVEN WITH A SHOUT'

PLANE LANDS IN HUDSON

2009-01-15T14:48:00.001-08:00

AL SHARPTON RUSHES TO CRASH SITE, JUMPS IN WATER FOR TV COVERAGE OPPORTUNITY

OBAMA: SOME CAMPAIGN PROMISES MAY HAVE TO WAIT

2009-01-12T13:16:00.001-08:00

CITES NEED TO DELAY 'HOPE', 'CHANGE', AND 'YES WE CAN'

OBAMA SETS LOW BAR FOR ECONOMIC RECOVERY

2009-01-08T08:28:00.001-08:00

SAYS ECONOMY MAY 'GET SO BAD, THE END OF THE WORLD MAY OCCUR WITHOUT NOTICE'

OBAMA TAPS LEON PANETTA TO HEAD CIA

2009-01-06T05:51:00.001-08:00

WILL ALSO REPLACE DEFENSE SECRETARY WITH EITHER RONALD McDONALD OR BIG BIRD

CNN STRETCHES FOR FAIRNESS IN REPORTING GAZA CRISIS

2009-01-04T15:12:00.001-08:00

NETWORK WILL 'AVOID OVER-EXPOSURE OF CIVILIAN VICTIMS', CANCELS FIVE MINUTE 3 A.M. SPECIAL SHOWCASING INJURED ISRAELI CHILDREN

ISRAEL LAUNCHES DEFENSIVE ATTACK ON HAMAS

2009-01-03T20:28:00.001-08:00

FRANCE CONDEMNS, QUESTIONS CONCEPT OF 'DEFENDING ONE'S HOMELAND'

U.S. RINGS IN 2010

2009-01-01T08:29:00.000-08:00

PRESIDENT-ELECT OBAMA SAYS 2009 OUTLOOK 'TOO GRIM', DECIDES TO SKIP YEAR

OBAMA AMENDS POLICY AND PROCEDURE MANUAL FOR SECRETARIES OF STATE

2008-12-30T04:56:00.001-08:00

NEW POLICY BARS 'RUNNING A PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN' WHILE ON THE JOB

AUTOMAKERS RETURN TO BUSH WITH REQUEST FOR ADDITIONAL MONEY

2008-12-19T07:00:00.001-08:00

SAY FUNDS MENTIONED IN THIS MORNING'S PRESS CONFERENCE HAVE 'BEEN SPENT ALREADY'

BLAGO MIRED IN DENIAL

2008-12-17T09:37:00.001-08:00

ILLINOIS GOV INSISTS ON 'FULLY EQUIPPED' PRISON CELL 'SO I CAN CARRY OUT MY DAILY DUTIES AS GOVERNOR'

COLEMAN SEEKS TO HALT RECOUNT IN SENATE RACE

2008-12-15T12:28:00.001-08:00

FRANKEN LAUNCHES COUNTER-ATTACK, CITES NEED TO CHECK BEHIND BALES OF HAY, IN BARN WHERE RECENT VOTES WERE FOUND

OBAMA ADOPTS CLINTONESQUE DEFENSE

2008-12-11T11:30:00.001-08:00

SAYS "IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE MEANING OF 'MEETING WITH BLAGO AND DISCUSSING CASH FOR A SENATE SEAT' IS"

ILLINOIS GOV WELCOMES PRISON

2008-12-10T07:54:00.001-08:00

BLAGOJEVICH SAYS 'SLAMMER TIME IS A PREREQUISITE FOR ADVANCING IN ILLINOIS POLITICS'

COSTLY ENVIRO-FRIENDLY MEASURES LOSE FAVOR IN BAD ECONOMY

2008-12-08T09:20:00.001-08:00

BUSINESSES DROP 'GO GREEN' CAMPAIGNS FOR MORE RELEVANT 'TRY TO GO BLACK' EFFORTS

CHRYSLER CEO STICKS IT TO CRITICS

2008-12-04T07:19:00.001-08:00

DITCHES PRIVATE JET, BORROWS SPACE SHUTTLE FROM NASA FOR TRIP TO D.C.

AUTOMAKERS AGREE TO GIVE UP MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR SALARIES

2008-12-02T10:43:00.001-08:00

CHRYSLER AND FORD CEOS TO WORK FOR $1 A YEAR IF GOV HANDOUT IS APPROVED; GM CEO HOLDS OUT FOR $1.50

ROGUE FAN WAVE ERUPTS DURING COWBOY'S GAME

2008-11-27T20:09:00.001-08:00

EARLY REPORTS CITE 2 DEAD, 74 INJURED; TRADITIONAL THANKSGIVING DAY GAME TARNISHED

FALLING HOME PRICES SLIDE TOWARDS PRECIPITOUS PLUMMET

2008-11-26T08:13:00.001-08:00

CREDIT CRISIS HAS FIRST-TIME HOMEBUYERS NEARING INABILITY TO AFFORD FREE HOMES

BIG THREE AUTOMAKER CRISIS AFFECTING MANY

2008-11-22T11:03:00.001-08:00

GM CEO PETITIONS CONGRESS FOR $75,000 'TO HELP ME GET THROUGH THE DAY'

D.C. PREPARES FOR COSTLY INAUGURATION

2008-11-20T05:06:00.000-08:00

CALLS EVENT 'TOO BIG TO FAIL'; BAILOUT FUNDS REQUESTED IN ADVANCE

BAILOUT PLAN CHANGES AGAIN

2008-11-19T09:40:00.001-08:00

CONGRESS TO RE-DIRECT BULK OF $700 BILLION TO BUY PENNY WHISTLES AND MOON PIES

AL GORE PREPARES FOR SHIFT TO GLOBAL COOLING HYSTERIA

2008-11-17T19:23:00.001-08:00

NEW CLIMATE CHANGE FILM "hturT tneinevnocnI nA" TO BE RELEASED IN MONTHS

OBAMA CAMP VETTING BILL FOR HILLARY CLINTON'S CABINET POST

2008-11-17T09:46:00.001-08:00

ASKS FORMER PREZ TO CLARIFY CONFUSING MEANING OF 'IS' COMMENT

HILLARY CLINTON BEING VETTED FOR TOP SPOT IN OBAMA ADMIN

2008-11-17T06:03:00.001-08:00

OBAMA AIDES COMB THROUGH CLINTON FAMILY DETAILS, FINANCES, GARBAGE AND HUSBAND'S GIRFRIENDS

COST-CUTING ACCELERATES AT NY TIMES

2008-11-16T13:57:00.001-08:00

'NEWS' ORG CANCELS CHRISTMAS PARTY AND EMPLOYEE GIFTS; COMMEMORATIVE OBAMA PLATES TO BE RETURNED

GOP: NEW 'CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGIES' BEING CONSIDERED FOR 2012

2008-11-15T17:20:00.001-08:00

WILL EXPLORE 'ELECTRONIC MAIL' AND PRODIGY'S CHAT TOOL FOR NEXT ELECTION

DEMOCRATS SEEK GM BOARD SEAT FOR BAILOUT PLAN

2008-11-14T09:01:00.001-08:00

AUTO WORKERS UNION ORDERS MORE CHAMPAGNE, PARTY FAVORS

AL-QAEDA DEVELOPS LOW COST DIRTY BOMB

2008-11-13T12:29:00.000-08:00

NJ TEST SITE PROVES INDIGENOUS POLLUTANTS EFFECTIVE

CHENEYS TO HOST BIDENS AT VEEP RESIDENCE

2008-11-12T16:35:00.001-08:00

LYNN CHENEY TO HAVE TEA WITH MRS. BIDEN; DICK TO TREAT JOE TO 'SHORT BUT PRODUCTIVE' HUNTING TRIP

OBAMA ADMIN SEEKS ADVICE FROM McCDONALDS' FOOD TECHNOLOGISTS

2008-11-11T08:07:00.001-08:00

WILL EXPLORE WAYS TO MAKE GOVERNMENT 'MORE ADDICTIVE TO THE MASSES'

REPUBLICANS PURSUE OBAMA'S WEB SAVVY

2008-11-10T13:16:00.001-08:00

GOP TO 'EXPLORE THE WORLD WIDE INTERNET WEBS AND THOSE SOCIAL FROLICKING SITES LIKE MYFACE AND SPACEBOOK'

IRAN BRISTLES AT LACK OF LOVE FROM OBAMA

2008-11-08T19:56:00.001-08:00

AHMADINEJAD RECONSIDERS OFFER TO NEGOTIATE WITH NEW U.S. PRESIDENT 'WITHOUT PRECONDITIONS'

OBAMA TRANSITION UNDERWAY

2008-11-06T09:06:00.001-08:00

CONSERVATIVE RADIO HOSTS MOVE STUDIOS TO 'UNDISCLOSED LOCATIONS', DECRY LACK OF CHANGE SO FAR

CHENEY AND PALIN COMPARE HUNTING TROPHIES

2008-11-05T16:35:00.001-08:00

CHENEY UP 1 LAWYER, PALIN DOWN 2

U.S. RUSHES FOOD AID TO KENYA

2008-11-05T06:48:00.001-08:00

SHORTAGE OF CATTLE, GOATS, CHICKENS REPORTED AFTER OBAMA VICTORY SLAUGHTERFEST

OBAMA WINS

2008-11-04T20:22:00.001-08:00

KENYAN COMMUNIST WINS U.S. PRESIDENCY

OBAMA WINS

2008-11-04T20:07:00.001-08:00

REV. WRIGHT ALLOWED OUT OF CLOSET; KEITH OLBERMANN CONFIRMS OBAMA AS FATHER OF HIS EXPECTED CHILD

DESPERATE McCAIN CHANGES SLOGAN WHILE SOME STILL YET TO VOTE

2008-11-04T12:02:00.001-08:00

REFERS TO EXPECTED ELECTION OUTCOME, SAYS 'HOPE FOR CHANGE'

OBAMA SUPPORTER EXPRESSES BUYER'S REMORSE

2008-11-03T11:40:00.000-08:00

REGRETS HE ONLY HAS 5 OF 21 VOTES LEFT TO CAST FOR McCAIN

OBAMA CONFIDENT ON EVE OF ELECTION

2008-11-03T07:06:00.000-08:00

SAYS 'I TRUST THE PROLETARIAT... I MEAN THE PEOPLE - WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION'

McCAIN TO USE BODY DOUBLE DOUBLE IN LAST CAMPAIGN EVENTS

2008-11-02T07:19:00.001-08:00

WILL REPLACE SELF WITH 'YOUNGER, MORE ENERGETIC SEVENTY YEAR OLD LOOK-ALIKE THAT DOESN'T NEED A RED BULL IV'

OBAMA AUNT SPEAKS

2008-10-31T21:53:00.001-07:00

ISSUES FAXED MEMO THROUGH OBAMA CAMPAIGN, SAYS LIVING IN SLUM 'IS MY PREFERENCE'; HAS NO DESIRE TO ACCEPT 'ALL OF THE ASSISTANCE THAT BARACK HAS OFFERED ME OVER THE YEARS'

McCAIN TO COMPETE WITH OBAMA HALF HOUR AD BUY

2008-10-31T07:20:00.001-07:00

WILL PURCHASE TEN MINUTE CCTV AD IN DEL BOCA VISTA CONDO COMPLEX

POLLS TIGHTEN

2008-10-30T08:41:00.001-07:00

2 POINTS SEPARATES McCAIN-PALIN AND OBAMA-MEDIA TICKETS

MEDIA TURNS ON OBAMA

2008-10-28T15:48:00.001-07:00

NBC QUESTIONS TIE COLOR DECISION; OBAMA CAMP CONSULTS WITH CLINTONS ON CREATION OF 'WAR ROOM' TO COMBAT NBC ATTACK

OBAMA CANCELS VISIT TO AILING GRANDMOTHER

2008-10-27T16:42:00.001-07:00

WILL VISIT IRAN, CHECK IN ON AHMADINEJAD AFTER MILD FAINTING

LIBYA'S GADDAFI OPENS TALKS ANTICIPATING OBAMA WIN

2008-10-27T07:54:00.001-07:00

SAYS ' CAN I HAVE MY WMD BACK, PLEASE?'

NEW YORK TIMES ENDORSEMENT RAISES HOPE

2008-10-24T17:34:00.001-07:00

McCAIN LAUDS PAPER'S 'KISS OF DEATH' FOR OBAMA

POLLSTERS ADMIT PROBLEM POLLING LIKELY VOTERS

2008-10-24T17:30:00.001-07:00

CARTOON CHARACTERS, FELONS, CADAVERS UNREPRESENTED IN SAMPLES

JOE THE PLUMBER: 'OBAMA SCARES ME TO DEATH, HE WILL DRIVE THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GRAVE'

2008-10-24T17:26:00.000-07:00

PLUMBER JOE REMAINS 'UNDECIDED'; SAYS HE'LL DECIDE ON ELECTION DAY

OBAMA CAMPAIGN TROTS OUT 'FRANKLIN THE BAKER'

2008-10-23T12:07:00.001-07:00

FRANKLIN RAINES' 'COOKED BOOKS' SHOW ALTERNATE PATH TO SUCCESS

NORTH KOREA OFFERS TO PRINT BAILOUT MONEY FOR FED

2008-10-22T17:28:00.001-07:00

BERNANKE APPLAUDS COST-CUTTING MEASURE

AYERS TO LEAD IRAN NEGOTIATIONS FOR OBAMA

2008-10-22T09:03:00.001-07:00

BILL AYERS: 'I JUST WANT THE FIRST BOMB'

U.S. VOTERS WARNED BY DEM VP ON COMING CRISIS

2008-10-21T10:59:00.001-07:00

BIDEN VOWS TO TEST AMERICA WITH ATTACK IF OBAMA IS ELECTED

LARRY KING DENIES BIAS IN LARRY KING LIVE

2008-10-20T19:03:00.001-07:00

CITES 'PANEL OF FAIRLY UNBIASED MODERATES' INCLUDING OBAMA CAMPAIGN MANAGER DAVID PLOUFFE, MICHAEL MOORE, AND BARACK OBAMA

COLIN POWELL ENDORSES OBAMA, SAYS RACE NOT A FACTOR

2008-10-19T14:35:00.001-07:00

POWELL: 'I AM NOT SUPPORTING HIM JUST BECAUSE HE'S HALF WHITE'

MORE CAMPAIGN MASCOTS FOLLOW JOE THE PLUMBER

2008-10-18T12:29:00.001-07:00

OBAMA CAMAPAIGN ROLLS OUT FRANCOIS THE VEGAN AND MOE THE HEAD SHOP CUSTOMER

OBAMA SHAKES UP STAFF AFTER SLIPPAGE IN POLLS

2008-10-18T08:42:00.001-07:00

MAY HIRE NEW 'PLUMBER' 'JOE' INVESTIGATION COORDINATOR, FIRE CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST MSNBC

OPTIMISM EMERGES WITH MARKET UP 200 POINTS

2008-10-16T12:16:00.001-07:00

DOW DOWN 450 FOLLOWING TYPESETTING OF EARLIER HEADLINE

McCAIN, OBAMA, PLUMBER JOE TANGLE IN LAST DEBATE

2008-10-15T19:06:00.001-07:00

HALF OF 'THOUSAND OR SO' PLUMBER JOES REGISTERED BY ACORN CLAIM TO BE McCAIN FRIEND

OBAMA SAYS ACORN 'JUST AN ORGANIZATION THAT LIVES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD'

2008-10-14T14:51:00.001-07:00

VOTER REGISTRATION FRAUD ALLEGED; ORG REGISTERED PHONIES SUCH AS MICKEY MOUSE, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, AND MICHAEL MOORE

U.S. BANKS SCOFF AT PROPOSED BANK BUYOUT DEAL

2008-10-14T07:36:00.001-07:00

SAY THEY WILL BUY U.S. GOVERNMENT INSTEAD

GLOBAL MARKETS SOAR

2008-10-13T15:46:00.001-07:00

OBAMA: DOW'S FAILURE TO BREAK 1000 'IS A TESTAMENT TO BUSH'S FAILED ECONOMIC POLICIES'

McCAIN STRUGGLES TO DEMONSTRATE VITALITY, VIABILITY AT AGE 80-SOMETHING

2008-10-11T17:33:00.001-07:00

JOGGING FOR CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL LANDS McCAIN IN D.C. ICU

TERROR LOOMS AS FEAR GRIPS PANIC-STRICKEN INVESTORS

2008-10-10T07:13:00.001-07:00

BUSH CALLS FOR CALM, SUGGESTS STRESS RELIEF THROUGH HILARIOUS SATIRE NEWS HEADLINES

MICHELLE OBAMA ANSWERS LARRY KING QUESTION ON HUSBAND'S ALLEGED FRIENDSHIP WITH TERRORIST WILLIAM AYERS

2008-10-08T15:55:00.001-07:00

SAYS 'BILL HASN'T BEEN OVER FOR DINNER IN WEEKS' AND RELATIONSHIP FELL APART WHEN 'HE TRIED TO ACT LIKE BARACK NEVER LENT HIM HIS DIXIE CHICKS CD'

PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDERS EXCHANGE BARBS

2008-10-07T11:02:00.001-07:00

McCAIN LINKS SEN. OBAMA TO OBAMA WIKIPEDIA BIO; OBAMA LINKS SEN. McCAIN TO WILLIAM McKINLEY ASSASSIN

SEN. McCAIN TAKES GLOVES OFF, INCREASES POLITICAL ATTACKS

2008-10-06T12:16:00.001-07:00

SAYS PALIN'S MENTION OF REV. WRIGHT 'IS BEYOND DEPLORABLE, JUST ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING'

OBAMA LAUNCHES OWN 24 CABLE NETWORK

2008-10-06T10:07:00.001-07:00

SE. McCAIN TO FOLLOW SUIT, COMPETING NETWORK WILL DEBUT 'BY NOVEMBER THIRD'

FURIOUS McCAIN UNLEASHES ON OBAMA

2008-10-03T17:15:00.001-07:00

OUTRAGED GOP CANDIDATE TAKES GLOVES OFF, CALLS SEN. OBAMA 'A REALLY, REALLY GREAT GUY THAT I HAVE TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR, BUT NOT NECESSARILY THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT'

SARAH PALIN DEBATE NETS RECORD VIEWERSHIP

2008-10-03T10:11:00.001-07:00

POLL: MOST WILL RE-WATCH PALIN DEBATE ON YOUTUBE DURING NEXT McCAIN-BIDEN DEBATE

KATIE COURIC INTERVIEW CONTINUES TO SHOWCASE PALIN STUPIDITY

2008-10-02T06:32:00.001-07:00

NEW SEGMENT SHOWS DUMBSTRUCK PALIN UNABLE TO CITE OPINION ON SENATE'S 1931 CONTROVERSIAL NINTH PARAGRAPH IN MOTION TO ADJOURN NONGERMANE EX OFFICIO QUORUMS AND CLOTURE RESOLUTION

VP DEBATE MODERATOR PULLED FOR PRO-OBAMA BOOK

2008-10-01T07:10:00.001-07:00

DEBATE WILL BE SELF-MODERATED BY SEN. BIDEN; McCAIN SUPPORTS 'BI-PARTISAN CONCESSIONS SUCH AS THIS'

DAVID BLAINE SEEKS REDEMPTION AFTER LEAP INTO LOSERDOM WITH STUPID 'DIVE OF DEATH'

2008-09-28T16:08:00.000-07:00

MAGICIAN FAILED TO DIVE OR DIE; WILL ATTEMPT REPUTATION BAILOUT BY MAKING FINANCIAL CRISIS DISAPPEAR IN ABC PRIMETIME SPECIAL

BIDEN RESPONDS TO HILLARY VP RUMORS

2008-09-27T06:07:00.001-07:00

BLAMES EIGHT GAFFES IN SINGLE-SENTENCE DENIAL ON ANEURYSM PROBLEMS, SAYS 'I FEEL ONE COMING ON, AND I'LL PROBABLY DIE SOON, BUT THESE RUMORS ARE OUTRAGEOUS'

McCAIN: I'LL ATTEND DEBATE

2008-09-26T08:54:00.001-07:00

OBAMA RESPONDS: 'WHAT? OH... UH,... I, ER, ... THINK, UMM... THAT MAYBE WE, UH, SHOULD, I THINK... STAY IN D.C. TO ATTEND TO THE BUSINESS OF THE, UM... PEOPLE'

BIDEN BLASTS BUSH'S SLOW PUBLIC RESPONSE TO FINANCIAL CRISIS

2008-09-24T17:03:00.001-07:00

SEN. BIDEN: 'WHEN THE CIVIL WAR BROKE OUT, TRUMAN GOT ON THE INTERNET AND PODCASTED A PEACE PLEA TO THE ARMIES FROM THE EAST AND WEST'

AHMADINEJAD PREGNANT AFTER LARRY KING INTERVIEW

2008-09-23T19:05:00.001-07:00

IRANIAN PRESIDENT DENIES RELATIONSHIP WITH ELDERLY JEWISH CNN HOST, REFUSES DNA TEST

OBAMA CAMPAIGN PUTS BIDEN SPEECHES ON SEVEN SECOND DELAY

2008-09-23T14:17:00.001-07:00

RNC'S EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF BIDEN GAFFE ARCHIVING COLLAPSES FROM EXHAUSTION, RUSHED TO HOSPITAL

KEITH OLBERMANN CUTS MICHAEL MOORE INTERVIEW

2008-09-23T04:11:00.001-07:00

MSNBC HOST: 'I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THE SAME ROOM AS THAT RIGHT-WINGER'

FEDS PUSH MORGAN STANLEY, GOLDMAN SACHS INTO BANKING

2008-09-22T09:23:00.001-07:00

FORMER INVESTMENT GIANTS ASKED TO DIVERSIFY INTO RETAIL, ICE CREAM, AND OIL CHANGE INDUSTRIES