DEMOCRATS STILL SCRATCHING HEADS: 'BUT WE WERE THE PARTY OF LARRY FLYNT'S FAMILY VALUES'

FAT CRAP PEDDLER CROAKS: 'I WOULD NOT HAVE OFFERED KERRY THE ROBUST SUPPORT OF MY SMUT MAGAZINE AND THE HUSTLER STRIP CLUBS IF HIS PARTY DIDN'T STAND FOR MY FAMILY'S VALUES'