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BARRY BONDS: 'I WAS WONDERING WHY THE FRUIT JUICE I WAS INJECTING WAS MAKING ME UNBELIEVABLY HUGE'

BASEBALL STAR CLAIMS TO 'NOT HAVE NOTICED MY INCREDIBLE 180 POUND GAIN OF SOLID MUSCLE MASS'; BONDS SAYS THAT STABBING SELF IN HIND SIDE WITH SYRINGE WAS 'A MUCH EASIER WAY TO DRINK WHAT I THOUGHT WAS FRUIT JUICE'