DICK CLARK HEALTH DETERIORATING DESPITE 'TEENAGE LOOKS'

MAY HOST NEW YEARS EVE EXTRAVAGANZA VIA BLOG OR AOL INSTANT MESSENGER

MASS GRAVE UNEARTHED IN IRAQ

DNC'S DEAN: 'IF BUSH DIDN'T MEDDLE IN HUSSEIN'S AFFAIRS, WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH HEARING OF SUCH HORRORS'

MEDIA CHARGED WITH FILTERING GOOD NEWS FROM IRAQ

SADDAM HUSSEIN TORTURE UNREPORTED BY MEDIA FOR ALMOST TWO WEEKS

COURT AXES TEACHING OF CRAZY 'INTELLIGENT DESIGN' THEORY IN PENNSYLVANIA SCHOOLS

TEACHING OF FACTUAL 'EVERYTHING-FROM-NOTHING' LESSONS TO CONTINUE

NYC STRIKE SLOWS SKYSCRAPER GLUT

ANALYST: EFFECTS ON CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY MAY YIELD THREE TO FIVE FEWER TRUMP BUILDINGS BEFORE STRIKE'S END

NEW YORK TIMES BLASTS BUSH'S EAVESDROPPING ON KNOWN AL QUEDA OPERATIVES AND SYMPATHIZERS

PAPER: 'OUR CONVERSATIONS ARE PRIVATE, AND SHOULDN'T BE LISTENED TO WITHOUT OUR CONSENT'

NORTHEAST FREEZE TEMPS SURPASS RECORD LOWS

WEATHER EXPERT: HILLARY'S HOLIDAY VISIT TO BILL CLINTON'S CHAPPAQUA LOVE NEST 'NOT RULED OUT AS CAUSE'

HEAVY TURNOUT FOR IRAQI ELECTIONS

IRAQIS BRAVE NPR REPORTING, CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS' FLOOR SPEECHES TO VOTE IN HISTORIC ELECTION

FEAR INCREASING ON EVE OF IRAQI ELECTIONS

WHITE KNUCKLED DEMOCRATS BRACE FOR WHAT COULD BE A 'CATASTROPHICALLY SUCCESSFUL' TURNOUT IN HISTORIC ELECTION

CONVICTED CHILD RAPIST AND MURDERER SLAPS HOLLYWOODERS WITH RESTRAINING ORDER

DEATH ROW INMATE: 'I SAW WHAT YOU DID FOR TOOKIE AND KERRY... PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM ME'

POLICE: APPARENT BOMBER WAS BLUFFING

AIR MARSHALS TO IMPLEMENT NEW 'TRUST, DISCUSS, AND BACKGROUND CHECK' POLICY BEFORE USING DEADLY FORCE ON AIRLINE BOMBERS

WOULD-BE TERRORIST SHOT DEAD ON PLANE IN MIAMI

DEMOCRATIC PARTY REMOVES NAME FROM MAILING LIST OF 'LIKELY VOTERS'

SADDAM DEFENSE UNDER WAY

SENATORS KENNEDY, BIDEN, LEAHY, AND KERRY TRAVEL TO GREEN ZONE TO TAKE STAND THIS WEEK

SENATOR KERRY CLARIFIES IRAQ POSITION

KERRY: I DID NOT SAY 'I WANTED THE TROOPS SENT HOME'. WHAT I SAID WAS THAT THE TROOPS 'SHOULD BE SENT HOME'; BLAMES APPARENT FLIP-FLOP ON MEDIA'S 'MISHANDLING OF APOSTROPHE POSITIONING'

FIRST FACE TRANSPLANT PERFORMED IN FRANCE

SEN. JOHN KERRY: 'UPON MY UNFORTUNATE PASSING, I WILL DONATE MY OWN FACE TO BE DIVIDED AMONG SEVERAL LUCKY RECIPIENTS'

ACLU PUSHES FOR 'CHRISTMAS' TREES NAME CHANGE

SUGGESTS SWITCH TO LESS OFFENSIVE 'ATHEIST TREES'