HILLARY CLINTON CLARIFIES POSITION ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT DRIVERS LICENSES

CLINTON: 'THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE DRIVERS LICENSES. THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO HAVE THEM. BUSH HAS US IN A WAR WE CAN'T WIN.'

DEMS IRON OUT ISSUES IN DEBATE

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DENNIS KUCINICH: 'YES, YOU WEIRDOS, I DID SEE A UFO'

MITT ROMNEY: HILLARY HAS NO EXPERIENCE RUNNING ANYTHING

SAYS PRESIDENCY IS NO PLACE FOR INTERNS, WHETHER GETTING SEDUCED BY PRESIDENTS OR LEARNING TO BE ONE

BUSH SETS AGENDA FOR LAME DUCK PRESIDENCY

PRESIDENT SETS SIGHTS ON 'GETTING AMERICA SAFELY OUT OF THE DISASTROUS WAR IN CONGRESS'

RED SOX FANS, POLICE IN RIOT GEAR CELEBRATE WORLD SERIES WIN

HILLARY CLINTON: 'ALONG WITH THE METS AND THE BROOKLYN BOMBERS, THE RED SOX HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE'

ISRAEL BRINGS CONCERNS ABOUT SECOND SYRIAN NUKE SITE TO U.N.

U.N. TO SYRIA: 'YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO A SURPRISE INSPECTION OF THIS SITE ON MAY 4, 2012 AT NOON, YOUR TIME'

DEMOCRATS PROPOSE SIZEABLE TAX HIKE

INCREASE TARGETS 'LEFTOVER MONEY AMERICANS WASTE ON FOOD, BILLS AND RENT'

NY TIMES BLASTS HILLARY

PAPER 'DEEPLY CONCERNED' ABOUT CANDIDATE, ASKS: 'IS SEN. CLINTON OVER-QUALIFIED?'

KUCINICH GETS BOUNCE FROM SHIRLEY MACLAINE BOOK

DEMOCRATS 'MORE COMFORTABLE' WITH CANDIDATE AFTER NEW BOOK REVEALS ATHEIST SPRITUAL ADVISORS, TALKING TREES, UFO ENCOUNTER

FRENCH ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY SIDELINES ITS MILITARY

SOLDIERS RENDERED EMPTY-HANDED AFTER STRICT 'NO WEAPONS' POLICY INCLUDES STICK USED TO FLY WHITE FLAGS

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FRANCE STIFFENS POSITION AGAINST IRAN

FRENCH GOV: 'WE WILL SEE TO IT THAT IRAN OBTAINS NO MORE THAN JUST A COUPLE OF NUKES'

FIGHT OVER EARLY PRIMARY STATES RAGES

SEN. CLINTON BUYS HOME IN IOWA, CITES LIFE-LONG LOVE FOR IOWA BARNSTORMERS, HAWKEYES, AND SIOUX CITY MUSKETEERS

McCAIN RE-ENERGIZES CAMPAIGN

ARIZONA SENATOR SPRINGS FOR CASE OF RED BULL, REMAINING STAFFER AWAKENED TO WORK DOUBLE SHIFT

NOMINEE TAPPED FOR NEXT NOBEL PRIZE

PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE FINDS 'DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH' MASS MURDERER IN YOUNG REPUBLICANS CLUB

EDWARDS CAMPAIGN IN RECESSION

SEN. JOHN EDWARDS' WHITE HOUSE BID ON FINANCIAL ROCKS; CAMPAIGN TO RELIEVE MONEY BURDENS WITH MILLER GENUINE DRAFT SPONSORSHIP

POLL PAINTS GRIM PICTURE FOR OBAMA, EDWARDS

DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES FLOUNDERING UNDER INCREASING DOMINATION OF ALPHA MALE HILLARY CLINTON

HILLARY CLINTON COURTS VOTERS WITH NEW BENEFIT DEAL

WILL ALLOW EACH TAXPAYER 'ONE MINUTE IN THE U.S. TREASURY AND AS MUCH LOOT AS THEY GRAB'

HILLARY CLINTON 'STRONGLY SUPPORTS' THIRD PARTY GOP CANDIDACY

NY SENATOR OFFERS CABINET POSITION TO 'ANY CANDIDATE WHO CAN RUIN MY CHANCES OF NOT WINNING THE PRESIDENCY'

ISRAEL TARGETED NUKE SITE IN SYRIA STRIKE

SYRIAN PRESIDENT ASSAD GOES BALLISTIC: 'WE ARE QUICKLY MANUFACTURING A NUCLEAR ARSENAL FOR PEACEFUL, ENERGY-RELATED REASONS ONLY'

NOBEL COMMITTEE: PEACE PRIZE WAS DIVIDED EVENLY BETWEEN AL GORE AND IPCC

NEW RULE MEASURES NOBEL WINNERS ON CARBON FOOTPRINT, SAYS AL GORE'S AND THAT OF 2,500 MEMBER U.N. PANEL IS 'JUST ABOUT EQUAL'

AL GORE EDGES OUT RUSH LIMBAUGH FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

GORE TURNS ATTENTION TO MAKING PEACE WITH ISRAEL, WILL FOLLOW WITH 'SEVEN YEARS OF CONCERN FOR THE ENVIRONMENT'

HILLARY CLINTON TO PUSH FREE NATIONAL BROADBAND INTERNET

OBAMA FIGHTS BACK, WILL OFFER 'OCEANFRONT VACATION HOMES FOR ALL'

HILLARY: I'M USED TO BEING SMEARED BY THE RIGHT WING'

SEN. CLINTON WARMS TO FORMER FOES, WILL GUEST-BLOG ON STOPHILLARY.COM

JIMMY CARTER: WARMONGER BUSH IS BEATING WAR DRUMS ON IRAN

FORMER PEANUT FARMER SUGGESTS 'TIME OUT AND SUSPENSION OF TV PRIVELEGES' FOR
ISLAMIC REPUBLIC

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DITCHES AMERICAN FLAG PIN

BARACK OBAMA: 'MY PATRIOTISM STANDS FOR ITSELF, I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR A LAPEL PIN OF THE GREAT SATAN'S FLAG TO PROVE IT'

CLINTON OPENS UP 30 POINT LEAD OVER OBAMA

INEXPERIENCED OBAMA IN DEATH THROES, TAPS CLINTON AS VEEP AND ATTACKS HER 'REFUSAL TO COOPERATE'

CHILDREN RESCUED FROM TRAINWRECK SPEARS

COURT SENTENCES CHILDREN TO TIME WITH KEVIN FEDERLINE