Sunday
MAGICIAN FAILED TO DIVE OR DIE; WILL ATTEMPT REPUTATION BAILOUT BY MAKING FINANCIAL CRISIS DISAPPEAR IN ABC PRIMETIME SPECIAL
Saturday
BIDEN RESPONDS TO HILLARY VP RUMORS
BLAMES EIGHT GAFFES IN SINGLE-SENTENCE DENIAL ON ANEURYSM PROBLEMS, SAYS 'I FEEL ONE COMING ON, AND I'LL PROBABLY DIE SOON, BUT THESE RUMORS ARE OUTRAGEOUS'
Friday
McCAIN: I'LL ATTEND DEBATE
OBAMA RESPONDS: 'WHAT? OH... UH,... I, ER, ... THINK, UMM... THAT MAYBE WE, UH, SHOULD, I THINK... STAY IN D.C. TO ATTEND TO THE BUSINESS OF THE, UM... PEOPLE'
Wednesday
BIDEN BLASTS BUSH'S SLOW PUBLIC RESPONSE TO FINANCIAL CRISIS
SEN. BIDEN: 'WHEN THE CIVIL WAR BROKE OUT, TRUMAN GOT ON THE INTERNET AND PODCASTED A PEACE PLEA TO THE ARMIES FROM THE EAST AND WEST'
Tuesday
AHMADINEJAD PREGNANT AFTER LARRY KING INTERVIEW
IRANIAN PRESIDENT DENIES RELATIONSHIP WITH ELDERLY JEWISH CNN HOST, REFUSES DNA TEST
OBAMA CAMPAIGN PUTS BIDEN SPEECHES ON SEVEN SECOND DELAY
RNC'S EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT OF BIDEN GAFFE ARCHIVING COLLAPSES FROM EXHAUSTION, RUSHED TO HOSPITAL
KEITH OLBERMANN CUTS MICHAEL MOORE INTERVIEW
MSNBC HOST: 'I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THE SAME ROOM AS THAT RIGHT-WINGER'
Monday
FEDS PUSH MORGAN STANLEY, GOLDMAN SACHS INTO BANKING
FORMER INVESTMENT GIANTS ASKED TO DIVERSIFY INTO RETAIL, ICE CREAM, AND OIL CHANGE INDUSTRIES
Saturday
OBAMA POSITIONS SELF AS 'CANDIDATE FOR ECONOMIC RECOVERY'
SAYS EXPERIENCE 'NAVIGATING MY BANK'S COMPLEX INTERNET BANKING AND BILL PAY SYSTEM' QUALIFIES HIM TO SOLVE NATION'S FINANCIAL TROUBLES
Friday
SENATE DEMS EXCUSE SELVES FROM FINANCIAL CRISIS STRATEGY SESSIONS
INSIST THEY WILL BE 'TOO BUSY WITH A MORE IMPORTANT PROJECT, DOCUMENTING MISPRONUNCIATIONS IN BUSH'S ECONOMIC BAILOUT SPEECH'
Wednesday
HILLARY CLINTON PETITIONS FOR GOVERNMENT BAILOUT
CITES NECESSITY OF PROTECTING THE FINANCIAL STABILITY OF 'THE POOR PEOPLE BEING ASKED PAY OFF MY HUMONGOUS DEBT'
Tuesday
McCAIN ADOPTS, IMPROVES ON OBAMA STUMP LINE
SAYS HE WILL 'BRING REAL CHANGE TO THE BROKEN POLITICS OF BUSH, CHENEY, ROVE, CLINTON, CLINTON, GORE, McCAIN AND PALIN'
Monday
OBAMA'S STOCK FALLS ON LEHMAN NEWS
AMERICANS BEGINNING TO REALIZE THAT SOARING TAXES, PLUMMETING INCOMES MAY NOT BE SOLUTION TO NATION'S FINANCIAL CRISIS
Saturday
HILLARY DENIES ATTEMPTS TO SABOTAGE OBAMA
ENCOURAGES VISIT TO WWW.CLINTON-BIDEN08.COM FOR MORE DETAILS, PROOF OF
INNOCENCE, AND CONTRIBUTION LINK
INNOCENCE, AND CONTRIBUTION LINK
Friday
HILLARY CLINTON FORMS 2012 EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE
NY SENATOR INSISTS SHE'S 'IN IT TO WIN IT' AND 'WON'T BE DISTRACTED FROM HELPING BIDEN WIN IN '08... AND OBAMA TOO'
IKE TO MAKE TEXAS LANDFALL TOMORROW
OBAMA BLAMES FUTURE RESCUE AND CLEANUP FAILURES ON BUSH, McCAIN, AND PALIN
Thursday
CANDIDATES PLEDGE TO PUT POLITICS ON HOLD FOR 9-11
SEN. OBAMA CALLS FOR 'PAUSE IN THE MUDSLINGING AT AL QUEDA AS WELL'
Wednesday
NATIONAL ENQUIRER ALLEGES OBAMA-OLBERMANN AFFAIR
SEN. OBAMA: 'KEITH AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS, NOTHING MORE, AND CERTAINLY NOTHING LESS'
Monday
DEMS STRUGGLE WITH IMAGE AFTER PALIN STORM WRECKS OBAMA CAMP
VP NOMINEE BIDEN TO BE REINTRODUCED AS SQUIRREL HUNTING, SCUBA DIVING LACROSSE DAD AND FUTURE JET SKI RACER
JOE BIDEN REVERSES COURSE ON DEBATE PREP AFTER PALIN PICK
DEM VP FIRES DEBATE TRAINER MIKE TYSON; AIMS FOR SOFTER, LESS BIDEN-ISH APPROACH
OBAMA TAKES BREAK FROM CAMPAIGN
INVITES MEDIA POOL ON MOOSE HUNT IN ALASKA, SAYS TRIP WAS PLANNED 'YEARS AGO'
Thursday
MEDIA REGROUPS TO REPORT ON AFTERMATH OF HURRICANE PALIN
BOSTON GLOBE RAISES CONCERNS OVER HAIRSTYLE; NY TIMES LEAD STORY ALLEGES TWO POSSIBLE 'SENTENCE STRUCTURE ISSUES' IN PALIN SPEECH
Wednesday
MEDIA CONTINUE TO QUESTION McCAIN VP PICK
QUESTIONS ABOUT PALIN VETTING PROCESS FAIL TO RAISE QUESTIONS ABOUT ARKANSAS GOV CLINTON VETTING PROCESS