BOMBER RELEASES GIRL FROM CLINTON '08 HQ

HOSTAGE EXPERIENCES MENTAL TRAUMA, OUTRAGE AFTER 'BEING FILMED EXITING THAT DEN OF INIQUITY'

DENNIS KUCINICH CLARIFIES PURPOSE OF HIS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

FORMER CLEVELAND MAYOR: 'I'M IN IT TO WIN IT'

AHMADINEJAD INVITES ARAB LEADERS TO DISCUSS PEACE PROCESS

IRAN WILL HOLD SUMMIT TO DISCUSS 'ONE STATE SOLUTION' TO CONFLICT BETWEEN ZIONIST ENEMY AND PALESTINIANS

CHENEY: HEART PROBLEMS RESULT OF STRESSFUL WAR AGAINST TERRORISTS

VP: 'THINGS HAVE GOTTEN PROGRESSIVELY WORSE SINCE THEY BECAME THE MAJORITY IN CONGRESS'

OBAMA HAS 'LEARNED LESSONS FROM CAMPAIGNS PAST'

SAYS HE 'SMOKED POT AND DIDN'T INHALE ANY LESS THAN ALL OF IT AND HIS FRIENDS' STASH AS WELL'

HIGH COURT TO REVIEW SCOPE OF SECOND AMENDMENT

COURT TO RULE ON HOME INVASION VICTIMS' RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS

NY TIMES CRITICIZES HILLARY CLINTON AT LATEST APPEARANCE

PAPER: TAN PANTS SUIT 'FAILED TO SHOWCASE HER TRUE BEAUTY'

SUPREME COURT TO REVIEW SECOND AMENDMENT

ANTI-GUN NUTS: 'THERE IS NO REASON FOR INDIVIDUALS TO BE CARRYING WEAPONS DURING THESE PEACEFUL TIMES'

HILLARY UNVEILS 'DIRT' ON OPPONENT

CLINTON: SEN. OBAMA LIED ABOUT MIDDLE NAME 'HUSSEIN', SAYS IT'S ACTUALLY 'BIN LADEN'

PAKISTAN PLEDGES TO SAFEGUARD NUKES

MUSHARRAF PROMISES COMPREHENSIVE SECURITY PLAN FOR ARSENAL, WILL ADD CHAIN LOCKS TO FACILITY DOORS AND REPLACE SCOTCH TAPE ON SECURITY BARRIERS WITH DUCT

DENNIS KUCINICH CLAIMS MEETING WITH HIMALAYAN SASQUATCH

SAYS LARGE YETTI WAS 'PEACE-LOVING AND SURPRISINGLY WELL-INFORMED ABOUT OUR WORLD'

CNN DENIES PLANTING DEBATE AUDIENCE

CABLE NEWS NETWORK: 'ALL ATTENDEES WERE FAIRLY CHOSEN AT RANDOM FROM THE LAST CLINTON CAMPAIGN EVENT'

McCAIN DEFENDS CLINTON

SEN. McCAIN: 'CALLING THAT PIECE OF WHITE TRASH THE B WORD IS INAPPROPRIATE AND UNCALLED FOR'

OBAMA LOOKS TO GAIN GROUND IN VEGAS DEBATE

HILLARY CLINTON SEEKS TO MAINTAIN STATUS AS 'OBVIOUS SHOE-IN', DENIES PLANTING WOLF BLITZER AS DEBATE MODERATOR

GEORGIA GOVERNOR CRITICIZED FOR RAIN PRAYER

CRITICS OFFER BLESSING ON PRAYER IF ADDRESSED TO 'ALLAH', 'MOTHER NATURE', OR 'THE ALIEN WARLOCK GOD OF THE SCIENTOLOGISTS'

HILLARY ACCUSED OF PLANTING QUESTIONS

SUSPICION AFTER STUDENT ASKS: 'SENATOR, HOW DO YOU ANSWER CRITICS THAT SAY YOU'RE TOO LIKEABLE?'

CONCERN GROWS OVER DOMESTIC NUKE PROLIFERATION

MASSACHUSSETTS: PLUTONIUM ENRICHMENT IS 'FOR PEACEFUL, ENERGY-PRODUCING PURPOSES ONLY'

CLINTON: STUBBORN REPUBLICANS DIVIDING U.S.

URGES GOP LEADERSHIP TO CONCEDE UPCOMING 2008 ELECTION 'FOR THE GOOD OF THE NATION'

OBAMA CALLS PHOTO OF NATIONAL ANTHEM SNUB 'ANNOYING'

SAYS ONLY THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY WOULD 'MAKE AN ISSUE OF MY DISDAIN FOR THE FLAG'

POLL: NEARLY 80% DECLINE TO FAVOR LICENSES FOR ILLEGALS

HILLARY CLINTON: 'MY POSITION ON UNDOCUMENTED DRIVERS STANDS: THESE DRIVERS MAY BE LICENSED, IF IN FACT THEY SHOULD'

CLINTON'S HUMOR COACH JOINS STRIKING WRITERS

SEN. HILLARY CLINTON IN RE-RUNS FOR FALL SWEEPS

ATTORNEY GENERAL APPROVAL STALLS IN SENATE

DEMS 'UNCOMFORTABLE' WITH WATERBOARDING INTERROGATION TECHNIQUE; SUGGESTED ALTERNATIVES INCLUDE TICKLES, TIMEOUTS, AND SURRENDER

SOUTH CAROLINA PICKS CANDIDATES FOR BALLOT

SHOCK AS REP. DENNIS KUCINICH MAKES CUT OVER MORE VIABLE CANDIDATES STEPHEN COLBERT AND KEVIN FEDERLINE

DEMOCRATS CAMPAIGN ON PROMISES

JOHN EDWARDS PLEDGES 'COLLEGE FOR ALL, INDEPENDENCE FROM MIDEAST OIL AND WORLD PEACE IN MY FIRST WEEK'