Tuesday
DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE TO BUSH SPEECH DELIVERED BY PARTY MAINSTAY CNN
U.N. 'VERY RESOLUTE' ON SUSPENDING IRAN'S NUCLEAR AMBITIONS
SAYS IT WILL ISSUE 'NO FEWER THAN 10 TO 20 STRONGLY-WORDED RESOLUTIONS'
Friday
TED KENNEDY BARRED FROM SENATE FLOOR DURING ALITO DEBATE
FEARS SENATOR MAY TILT SENATE FLOOR SUBSTRUCTURE 'TOO FAR TO THE LEFT'
Thursday
SEN. KENNEDY CAUGHT IN FED'S ONLINE PORN DRAGNET
CLAIMS GOOGLE SEARCHES FOR 'BREASTS' WAS ACTUALLY PERSONAL SEARCH FOR REDUCTION DOCTOR
Wednesday
PALESTINIANS CONSIDER DITCHING FATAH FOR HAMAS IN ELECTION
HAMAS VOWS TO INCREASE WAGES, LIVING CONDITIONS, AND NUMBER OF 12-YEAR-OLD SUICIDE BOMBER BOOTS ON THE GROUND
Monday
MAYOR NEGIN CLARIFIES 'CHOCOLATE CITY' COMMENT
SAYS NEW ORLEANS WILL BE 'OPEN TO PEOPLE OF ALL COLORS - BLACK, YELLOW, AND WHITE DEVIL'
Thursday
BIN LADEN OFFERS TRUCE DEAL WITH AMERICA; DETAILS OF DEAL NOT YET REVEALED
U.S. DEMOCRATS: 'WE'LL TAKE IT.'
Wednesday
WILLIE WONKA TO CAPITALIZE ON MAYOR NEGIN'S COMMENTS
PERMIT TO OPEN CHOCHOLATE SUPERFACTORY IN NEW ORLEANS REJECTED; WONKA PUSHES FOR REVERSE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION EXEMPTION
Saturday
Thursday
SENATE DEMS FIND CRACK IN ALITO ARMOR
JOE BIDEN: 'GETTING THE WIFE TO CRY WAS ENCOURAGING. IT'LL SOFTEN HIM UP.'
Wednesday
EUROPEANS OFFER INCENTIVES TO IRAN TO HALT NUKE PROGRAM
MULLAHOCRACY REJECTS OFFER OF HALF-OFF HEBREW NATIONAL BALLPARK STYLE FRANKS
Tuesday
BERGDORF GOODMAN BANKS ON DEMOCRATIC ELECTORAL SUCCESS IN '08 WHITE HOUSE RUN
FASHION PEDDLER INTRODUCES PLAID PATTERNED BURKAS AT PARIS FASHION SHOW
Monday
ALITO TRIAL BEGINS
JUDICIARY COMMITTEE DEMOCRATS REQUEST ALITO ATTEND HEARINGS IN HANNIBAL LECHTER GURNEY
Friday
GOD: PAT ROBERTSON IS RETRIBUTION FOR THE LIBERALIZATION OF CHRISTENDOM
TV EVANGELIST BLAMES ALMIGHTY'S CRITICISM OF SELF ON RECENT 'CUSS WORD SLIP-UP'
Thursday
MEDIA PLEDGES REPORT ON 'FACTS, NOT RUMORS OR SPECULATION'
NEW YORK TIMES DROPS TOMORROW'S LEAD STORY ON WINNERS OF '08 AND '12 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS