Monday
STRESSES ATTACK'S FEW CASUALTIES 'FELL SHORT OF RESOLVING THE ISSUE OF DISPROPORTIONALITY'
JAVIER SOLANA OFFERS ANTI-CHRIST EXPLANATION
EU HIGH REPRESENATIVE SAYS '666' OFFICE EXTENSION, HOME ADDRESS, AND TATTOO ARE 'MERE COINCIDENCES TO PROPHECIES ABOUT ME'; SAYS REVELATION OF 'BEAST' NICKNAME WAS 'CHILDISH SLANDER BY THE MY MORTAL ENEMIES, THE EVANGELICAL COMMUNITY'
Friday
'PASSION OF THE CHRIST' DIRECTOR ARRESTED FOR DUI
MEL GIBSON ARREST EXONERATES DAN BROWN, PROVES CHRISTIANITY FALSE
KOFI ANNAN SPEAKS OUT ON MIDEAST CONFLICT
CONDEMNS ISRAEL FOR HEZBOLLAH'S USE OF LEBANESE CIVILIANS AS SHIELDS
Monday
BUSH CURSES
SHOCKED WORLD PUTS ISRAELI-HAMAS-HEZBOLLAH-SYRIA-IRAN CONFLICT ON HOLD TO ALLOW FOR MEDIA COVERAGE OF CANDID COMMENT
Sunday
PAT ROBERTSON CHIDES CHURCHGOERS ON 'END TIMES' TALK SURROUNDING MIDEAST SITUATION
SAYS EVANGELICALS SHOULD 'TAKE CARE NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE WHAT'S GOING ON'
Friday
UN, EU CRITICIZE ISRAEL FOR ATTACKS ON HAMAS, HIZBOLLAH
ANNAN REQUESTS CEASE FIRE FROM ISRAEL, ASKS OLMERT TO APOLOGIZE FOR HOLOCAUST