REPUBLICANS PUSH $100 GAS CHECKS BILL

SENATE BILL INCLUDES 'RIGHT TO DRILL FOR OIL IN HYANNISPORT' RIDER

HELEN THOMAS POSES FIRST QUESTION TO PRESS SECRETARY SNOW

THOMAS: 'CAN YOU ASK SCOTT McCLELLAND WHY THE PRESIDENT PLANS TO KILL CARIBOU FOR OIL IN ANWR?'

AL-ZARQAWI VIDEO MISTAKEN FOR DNC ELECTION COMMERCIAL

SEVEN OUT OF TEN DEMOCRATS SAY THEY'D 'VOTE FOR THAT GUY ON THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE BEARD'

DONALD TRUMP DONATES ATLANTIC OCEAN TO EARTH

BODY OF WATER TO BE RENAMED 'DONALD J. TRUMP WORLD OCEAN'

KATIE HOLMES HUMAN BABY PUNISHED FOR BIRTHING CRY

SCIENTOLOGIST COUPLE 'SCARRED' BY LOUD NEWBORN; WILL AUDIT THETANS AFTER FAMILY NURSE TRAINED TO SWADDLE, FEED, AND WARD OFF ALIEN WARLORD XENU

U.N. REACTS TO TEL AVIV SUICIDE BOMBING

SECURITY COUNCIL DISPATCHES PEACEKEEPING FORCE TO PROTECT PALESTINIANS FROM ISRAELI REACTION

HILLARY MARCHES WITH IMMIGRANTS, RAILS AGAINST AMERICAN POLICY OF BORDER CONTROL

SEN. CLINTON SAYS MEXICAN BALL CAP REPRESENTS HER 'TRUE LOVE FOR THAT TEAM'

CYNTHIA McKINNEY APOLOGIZES FOR PUNCHING CAPITOL COP

CONGRESSWOMAN SAYS SHE 'SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED HIS RACIST INTENT' BEFORE ALTERCATION