Sunday

IRAN'S AMADINEJAD: WE WILL DESTROY ISRAEL WITH NUKES SOON

U.N. CONDEMS IRANIAN PRESIDENT'S RHETORIC, SAYS 'IRAN'S NUKE PROGRAM IS FOR PEACEFUL PURPOSES ONLY'

Saturday

JOHN EDWARDS 'TWO AMERICAS' SPEECH POSTPONED

SEN. EDWARDS' PEDICURIST DELAYED AT LAX, WILL ARRIVE MONDAY TO PREP CANDIDATE FOR SPEECH

Friday

KUCINICH TO MISS FIRST STAR TREK CONVENTION

CANDIDATE TO BARNSTORM IOWA, SAYS HE'LL 'PUT PERSONAL INTERESTS ASIDE AND FOCUS ON CLOSING THE GAP BETWEEN MYSELF AND ALL OF THE LEADERS'

Thursday

OBAMA SAYS TERRORIST-SOUNDING MIDDLE AND LAST NAMES ARE 'NOT A FACTOR'

SAYS GOP IS 'OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE AVERAGE AMERICAN'S DESIRE TO HAVE LEADERS WITH MUSLIMY NAMES'

CANDIDATES FISH FOR UNDECIDED IOWAN VOTERS

OBAMA CAMP DISTRIBUTING FREE DVD COPIES OF FIFTEEN MINUTE JOHN EDWARDS PRIMPING VIDEO

Wednesday

TIGER ESCAPES ZOO, KILLS 1

ANIMAL DOWNED BY GUN NUT WIELDING DANGEROUS HANDGUN

Monday

HUCKABEE CRITICIZED FOR RELIGIOUS OVERTONES IN CHRISTMAS SPEECH

RIGHT-WING CANDIDATE ACCUSED OF 'INSERTING JESUS INTO THE HOLIDAY SEASON'

Tuesday

CLINTON STRATEGIST STANDS UP FOR OBAMA

MARK PENN: 'IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT OBAMA RHYMES WITH OSAMA, THAT HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN, AND THAT HE WAS TRAINED IN A RADICAL MADRASA, AND IT SHOULD'T EVEN BE MENTIONED'

PHOTO OF AGING HILLARY ATTACKS WEB BROWSERS

INTERNET FILTER ADVOCATES: 'NOW DO YOU SEE THE NEED?'

Sunday

OBAMA TAKES LEAD IN IOWA POLLS

SEN. HILLARY CLINTON VOWS TO 'FIGHT TO THE DEATH, LITERALLY'

Friday

DENNIS KUCINICH DROPS OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE

FORMER CLEVELAND MAYOR TO ENCOURAGE HIS SUPPORTER TO SUPPORT L. RON HUBBARD'S POST MORTEM WRITE-IN CANDIDACY

Thursday

MITCHELL REPORT RELEASED

HILLARY CLINTON QUESTIONS BARACK OBAMA ABSENCE FROM LIST OF DRUG-ABUSERS

Tuesday

MITT ROMNEY TO MORMON CRITICS: NO WORRIES

PLEDGES TO KEEP ADMINISTRATION '100% MORMON FREE, WITH ONLY ONE EXCEPTION'

CIA INVESTIGATING DESTROYED TORTURE TAPES

TAPES REPORTEDLY INVOLVE 'THOUSANDS OF HOURS IN WHICH AMERICAN REPUTATION IS TORTURED BY CBS'

Saturday

OBAMA GETS PRAISE, HUGS FROM OPRAH

HILLARY CLINTON: 'I'VE SEEN THIS SORT OF THING BEFORE.... HE'S SLEEPING WITH HER'

Friday

CANDIDATES RESPOND TO ROMNEY'S CONFESSION OF FAITH SPEECH

HUCKABEE PLEDGES TO BE 'THE LEAST MORMONY CANDIDATE'

Thursday

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TO NON-MORMONS: WE ALL SERVE THE SAME GOD

MITT ROMNEY: THERE'S 'NO DIFFERENCE' BETWEEN JEHOVAH, ALLAH AND EXTRATERRESTRIAL AND 'DELIGHTFULLY WHITE' MORMON SPIRIT-GOD ELOHIM

Wednesday

MITT ROMNEY TO GIVE MAJOR POLICY SPEECH ON MORMONISM

SPEECH WILL NOT INCLUDE SATAN'S BROTHER JESUS' BOAT TRIP TO AMERICA TO CONVERT 'CURSED BLACK PEOPLE' AND JEWS THAT BECAME AMERICAN INDIANS

Tuesday

VENEZUELA VOTES DOWN 'BLOODTHIRSTY DICTATOR FOR LIFE' PROPOSAL

CHAVES CONCEDES DEFEAT, SAYS WILL DISCUSS NEXT PHASE OF SOCIALIST REVOLUTION WITH CASTRO, CARTER

Monday

HILLARY CLINTON QUESTIONS OBAMA'S PAST

SAYS PRESCHOOL TEACHER OVERHEARD 'TALK OF LITTLE BARACK HUSSEIN'S EVIL PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRATIONS'

Saturday

VENEZUELA'S ELECTION RESULTS IN CLEAR MANDATE DESPITE PROTESTS

HUGO CHAVEZ WINS 107% OF VOTE DESPITE MILLIONS 'DEMANDING HIS OUSTER'