ROCK STAR OBAMA SEARCHING FOR CONVENTION OPENING ACT

REUNITED BEATLES NIXED, NOMINEE PREFERS 'A BIGGER ACT, ONE THAT IS MORE SUITABLE TO, UH, OPEN FOR ME'

OBAMA HINTS THAT VP PICK WILL BE 'TO THE RIGHT OF ME'

CAMPAIGN SPOKESPERSON ADVISES ALL POLITICIANS TO BE ON NOTICE, SAYS 'EVERYONE'S IN PLAY'

'END TIMES' SCHOLARS: TIMES NEARING END

CITE IRANIAN NUKE THREAT, PEAK OIL CRISIS, AND AL FRANKEN CANDIDACY

EUROPE DAZZLED BY VISIT FROM U.S. PRESIDENT-APPARENT BARACK OBAMA

DESPERATE McCAIN STAGES WAFFLE HOUSE BRAWL IN ATTEMPT TO REGAIN MEDIA ATTENTION

JOHN EDWARDS DUCKS NATIONAL ENQUIRER'S LOVE-CHILD INQUIRIES

FORMER SENATOR'S EVASION PROMPTS SUSPICIONS OF POSSIBLE AFFAIR, PRODUCTION OF LOVE-CHILD

McCAIN EMBARKS ON OWN WORLD TOUR

MEDIA ENTOURAGE INCLUDING STAR REPORTERS FROM MAD MAGAZINE, AARP NEWSLETTER WILL TRAVEL WITH CANDIDATE TO THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES SUCH AS ARKANSAS, KENTUCKY, D.C.

TROOPS SHUN OBAMA PHOTO OPS FOR FEAR OF REPRISAL

PENTAGON PUSHES 'DON'T-ASK-DON'T-TELL' POLICY TO PROTECT PRO-OBAMA 'SOLDIERS'

AD: 'EXTRAS' NEEDED FOR PHOTO OP OF TROOPS SUPPORTIVE OF OBAMA

APPLICANTS SUBJECT TO SCREENING PROCESS DESIGNED TO 'WEED OUT INSURGENTS AND OVERLY-MILITANT AL QUEDA TYPES'

GAS PRICES DIP ON FEARS THAT GAS PRICES WON'T DROP

SPECULATORS FEAR DECREASE IN CONSUMPTION; AMERICANS FLOCK TO SUVs, PERSONAL TRACTOR TRAILERS AFTER GAS DROPS TO 'RIDICULOUSLY CHEAP' $3.93 NATIONAL AVERAGE

ENERGY DEPT TO FAST-TRACK SOLUTION TO ENERGY CRISIS

ENERGY SECRETARY: 'WE WILL HAVE A PLAN ON OR NEAR THE PRESIDENT'S DESK NO LATER THAN 3012'

CONGRESS CONSIDERS MULLING SOLUTIONS TO INCREASE OIL SUPPLY

CONSUMERS SEARCH FOR QUICKER RELIEF, FLOCK TO EBAY FOR DO-IT-YOURSELF OIL REFINERY CONSTRUCTION KITS

OBAMA ENERGY PLAN PROHIBITS OIL DRILLING IN ANWR

DEM NOMINEE: 'DRILLING IS A WASTE OF TIME, WE WOULDN'T GET GAS TO THE PUMPS UNTIL 5 YEARS AGO'

IRAN LAUNCHES ROCKETS WITH ABILITY TO REACH ISRAEL

IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTER SAYS MISSILES ARE 'FOR PEACEFUL, ENERGY-PRODUCING PURPOSES ONLY'

AHMADINEJAD DECLINES OBAMA INVITE TO WHITE HOUSE COFFEE

IRANIAN LEADER 'UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE LATE NIGHT PHONE CALLS', THREATENS RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

SEN. OBAMA'S DIPLOMATIC POLICY QUESTIONED

DEM NOMINEE CRITICIZED FOR PLANS TO 'MEET WITH THE LIKES OF AHMADINEJAD, CASTRO, AND THE CLINTONS'

OBAMA SHIFTS POSITION ON IRAQ

SAYS HE INTENDS TO EXPAND IRAQ WAR SCOPE, MAY CONSIDER INVADING IRAN, SYRIA, AND RUSSIA FOR THEIR OIL

OBAMA OUTLINES ENERGY POLICY

PLEDGES INDEPENDENCE FROM MIDEAST OIL BY 3024

ISRAEL ASSURES WEST ON IRAN

ISRAELI OFFICIAL: 'NO ATTACK PLANNED ON IRAN THIS WEEK MOST LIKELY'

BICYCLE ACCIDENTS INCREASE

BLAME PLACED ON RISING FUEL COSTS AND BY ASSOCIATION GLOBAL WARMING, BUSH